rest in peace

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Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 18-Apr-2005 13:03:41

Rudy was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his
side.
She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused
him from his slumber; He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly,
"Becky my darling," he whispered.
"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."
He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something
that I must confess."
"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky,
"Everything's all right, go to sleep."
"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky.

I ... I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and
your mother!"

"I know, sweetheart," whispered Becky, "let the poison work."

Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Monday, 18-Apr-2005 13:51:24

I'm actually LOL!

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 18-Apr-2005 17:35:31

i dont get it.